CHRISTMAS CRACKERS

[green welly]

Merry Xmas to all our readers, viewers and contributors to this site. More importantly MERRY XMAS to all our FANtastic players, staff and fans - the marvellous volunteers and lastly but not forgetting the Board who carry out all the work that enables us to compete effectively at this level after such a short existence.

For those who have opened their crackers have you heard about the man who set up a dating agency for chickens on t`internet. He fell on hard times and set up a CVA to pay off his creditors but went bust as he couldn`t make ends meet.

Any other offerings gladly received - hope to see you all at Winsford on Boxing Day when we can hopefully have another Christmas Cracker.

 

[Alan M]

Q: What runs along the side of the pitch but never moves?

A: ... ? ...

 

[toddyb]

The pitch marking's

 

[Alan M]

Correct. The touchline.

Q: What's the girl called who always stands behind the goalkeeper?

 

[74 for life]

Annette.

 

[Alan M]

And correct again.

Q: Where do footballing spiders play their cup final?

 

[Edge]

Webley?

 

[John LILBURN]

Santa is preparing his sleigh for Christmas deliveries when the Airsafety Inspector from the Civil Aviation Authority turns up with a shotgun under his arm.

Inspector: OK Santa, I am going to come and fly with you to make sure that you are safe to fly this thing
Santa: Whats the shotgun for?
Inspector: You are going to lose an engine just as you get airborne.

 

[Atticus Finch]

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

"Can you smell carrots?".

I'll get my coat........

 

[simon barton]

What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women?........ Snow balls

 

[Alan M]

and the final football cracker joke (well, that's maybe pushing it a bit) of the day is ...
Q: Which part of a stadium never stays the same?

 

[Jack_H]

Th e area it was built on?

 

[George2]

The Changing Rooms.....

 

[Alan M]

Correct. Here endeth my cracker jokes for this year.