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Best of all JRFC don't get to see one penny of the gate receipts.

They won't be taking many to this match anyway.

Best of luck to Hyde United against Zombie FC.
 
I'm going to the Police about you in the morning. you have spread your last lie about me. I was in the chesterway last night drinking J2o's and the bar ladies will be able to confirm that.
 
Good Point that Mr Marshall yes that would sound a billy silly. I shall be in the Chesterway tonight so if any prominent well respected trust folk are passing there around 7pm you would be more than welcome to join me and then you can clarify with the ladies the on the bar what I had to drink last night.
 
Colin Buckley said:
I was in the chesterway last night drinking J2o's and the bar ladies will be able to confirm that.
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Sounds just like the reply you gave from the Winsford sponsored swim that never was.

I wonder, will 50% of your Gob-Sober donations be going to JRFC?
 
Pete said:
I wouldn't mind checking but I'll give being in the same pub as you a miss if you don't mind. Are there any bushes nearby?
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FYI Pete the Chesterway pub is known locally as "bush heaven", it is surrounded by them. Many a time I've been in there drinking with my mates thinking what a wonderful game of hide and seek we could have. A local gem of a place for bushes.
 
You free tonight? I'll bring a flask and some butties you get the biscuits.
 
Yes mate, done. I'll have the biscuits ready and I'll be in bush number 72. Hope custard creams are ok with you, they're my favourite.
 
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Well, just got back from a wonderful evening! I'd never have believed three hours in the bushes with a Wittoner could be so memorable.
Thanks Swampy, great memories and perhaps we can do it again sometime.
Seeing Colin trap his nose in the door was just the icing on the cake.
 
Incredible quote of the day, from the converted telephone kiosk masquerading as the JR fan forum:

"Top of the league - still in the FA Cup - still in the FA Trophy and winning Fair Play Awards. A club to be proud of"

Clearly "club" and "team" are synonymous to the blinkered few, and fielding ineligible players is no measure of fairness.
 
Not even a tiny bit of self-awareness from Jim Gannon about why his club received abuse from the Hyde fans.
 
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